Hey kids-kind of a "so good it could be real" post today, so hang on for a fun ride!
Here's a couple of esoteric Topps sales stimulators I found from an old Morphy Auction some time ago. These are of the neater items I've seen in the ersatz-promo vein. The first is a "Baseball Certificate" which very much resembles an admission ticket of yore-because it actually was one! It's hard to read but it indeed bestowed a granstand seat to the bearer. This may have been from a Bazooka contest but I'm having trouble tracking which one so perhaps it was instead from a distributor contest, something Topps ran with regularity.
Next up, we get this fantastic item from two years later, hawking the first Topps Baseball inserts (Baseball Stamps) and the standalone albums used to house them:
That was clearly designed to look like a Western Union telegram and given that Thanksgiving is almost upon us, this one seems apt to show as an example (plus it was sent on the exact day I was born!):
Western Union killed off telegrams on January 27, 2006 in case you were wondering why you hadn't received one lately!
Topps would up their game considerably in 1962 with faux fiat currency. I can't find any promotional material for these, which doesn't mean there wasn't any of course, but it's MIA right now.
Baseball Bucks came first and were an entirely separate product from the flagship Baseball, sold in one and five cent retail packs. This is a typical example, tilt and all:
The change of seasons brought Football Bucks of course, which might be the most miscut-prone issue Topps ever produced. These were pack inserts with the regular issue Football set: